Digimon is owned by Fox Kids and Toei Animation. MST3K belongs to Best Brains Inc. Any random mention of songs, quotes, etc. are property of the money making machines that put them out. You probably shouldn’t sue me because all you’d be getting is one Rayearth manga, a Slayers Try video and some anime cards.

This story does not belong to me, it is the property of the author. I don’t intend to insult or cut down the author (even though it might seem like I am.) If any of you readers know this person and know that he/she wants it taken down, feel free to me. I apologize in advance if this offends anyone. (wouldn’t I make a great corporate lawyer?)

So basically, I don’t own squat, I’m a poor Chinese high school student, I’m sorry for offending anyone (even though you should get your ass outta here if you don’t like this kinda stuff), and I did this out of sheer boredom instead of doing a project assigned to us for the summer.

Warning: I’ve not seen a single episode of MST3K. So beware of inconsistencies galore! Okay, on with the MST!

Lori looked at the paper she held in her hands. Grace said that she’d gotten new roommates in her apartment and she had invited Lori over for a house warming party. Lori shifted the large present she had in her arms to ring the doorbell.

“She’d better appreciate this gift. She said her new roommates were guys, so I hope this is appropriate.” said Lori.

The door opened to reveal the finest guy Lori had ever seen. She almost dropped her package but the guy took it from her and ushered her into the apartment.

“Hi, I’m Myojin Akira, an exchange student from Kyoto, I’m one of Grace’s new roommates.” he said after putting her present down on the couch.

“Hi. Nice to meet you. I’m Lori Lau.” Lori replied meekly. “Um, where can I find Grace?”

Akira smiled and pointed to the kitchen. “In there.”

As Lori hastily made her way to the kitchen, she accidentally ran into another guy.

“Sorry…Ryo?!” Lori said, shocked.

The second cute guy smiled and said, “Hey, Lori, long time no see. Everything going ok?”

“Um, yeah.” Lori smiled back. “Grace is in the kitchen, right?”

“Yup.”

Grace was making dinner peacefully when Lori burst into the kitchen.

“Grace! You’d better explain now!” Lori practically shrieked.

“Lori?! What are you doing here?” Grace yelped, surprised.

Lori gave Grace a puzzled look. “I’m here for the house warming party that you…invited …me… to…” At Grace’s equally puzzled look, Lori stopped trying to explain.

“Why do I have a bad feeling about this” Grace moaned.

Lori promptly started banging her head on the kitchen door, only to be stopped by the door opening. Then Lori found herself in the arms of Ryo.

“Ah! Sorry! Didn’t hear you coming.” Lori said sweatdropping. She jumped out of Ryo’s embrace at Grace’s glare. “Ya know what? I just remembered that I have something important to do!” exclaimed Lori nervously.

“Really, what?” Grace inquired.

“Well…it’s so important that I forgot what it is! Well, I think I’d better go now before…I… interrupt something…” Lori said.

Grace latched on to Lori’s arm and gave her a desperate look. Her eyes said, “Leave me alone for this MST and I will haunt you for the rest of your life.”

Lori moved towards the door, dragging Grace along with her. “No, really, I have to go. I wouldn’t want to impose! See? I’ve wasted enough of your time already! Eheheh…” Lori laughed, trying to get away from the Human Grip, aka Grace.

As the struggling girls made it into the den with Ryo in tow, Akira looked up from the book he was reading.

“Leaving so soon, Lori?” he asked flashing her a smile.

Lori blushed and nodded shyly. Then, Grace got an evil look on her face. Lori knew what it meant, so she started to run to the door but never made it because Grace tripped her. Once again, Lori was caught by strong arms. She jumped out of the arms belonging to Akira and blushed again.

“Sorry…I guess I’m just getting clumsy… I think Grace is rubbing off on me…” Lori stuttered her apology. “Well, off to that important thing that I have to do…”

Lori turned to Grace and hissed, “Just for that, I’m taking the Dreamcast© that I bought for you.” She then grabbed her precious gaming system and stalked to the door. After a few tries at turning the doorknob, Lori looked at Grace and started panicking.

“AND HOW ARE MY MINIONS DOING TODAY?”

“AHHHHHHH!!!” Lori screamed at the TV which had been turned on to reveal the face of Bob, TAMLOD, aka Mr. Smith, TOOG.

Grace and Lori immediately jumped in front of Ryo and Akira (respectively) in a protecting manner.

“This is bad! What are we gonna do? We can’t let them get involved in MSTing! They’ll be trapped forever!” Grace whispered to Lori.

Lori thought for a second and then replied, “Ok, here’s the plan, I distract Bobby-boy over there and you get the guys out, via window. I’ll meet you later.”

“What do you mean later? It’s too dangerous, he might make you MST by yourself! I’m staying here!” Grace said.

“Um, you guys mind telling what you’re talking about and who that ugly guy is on the TV?” asked Akira.

“It’s complicated, Akira. Wait! That’s it! You may not know what’s going on, but Ryo does!” Lori exclaimed. She turned to Ryo and said, “Ryo, when I tell you, I want you to take Akira and get him out of here. Got that?”

Ryo gave a curt nod to Lori.

“Bob, I have this paper to write on the most inspirational person that I know. The only one I could think of what you. Could you please describe yourself for me? I need a little inspiration…” Lori asked the All Mighty Lord of Darkness timidly.

“WHY CERTAINLY MINION! FIRST, YOU SHOULD START ON THE MAGNIFICANCE OF MY BEING…”

“Ok, Ryo, do it!” said Lori.

Ryo and Akira jumped our of the window and the two girls sighed in relief.

“MY PERFECTION AND EXISTENCE SHOULD MAKE YOU MORTALS TREMBLE AT THE THOUGHT OF BEING BLASPHEMOUS….”

“Um, Bob? I think I have enough material.” Lori said sweatdropping.

“Yeah, for five lifetimes…” Grace muttered as they made their way to the couch to MST another fic.

OOC:

Grace: The fic just started and already the author is making Out Of Character references?

ok guys, this is my first song fic...eep! here goes....by the way, this
is Season 02

Lori: Rather than Season 2, because a zero makes everything better…


Kari had just opened the door for T.K. when she had a phone call.
"Hold on, T.K., i'll be right back." She said answering the phone.
"Kari? I wanted to let you know your home alone tonight." It was Tai!

Both: ::gasp::

But Tai
was supposed to be watching her...thats right. He and Sora probably went
somewhere.

Lori: ::singing:: Somewhere in the world…somewhere in the dark…

Grace: Hey, this one isn’t that bad! Grammar and everything’s pretty good!

She hung up the phone and went to the living room. T.K. was already there.
sitting on the couch. She sat next to him and turned on the movie 'Six days
Seven Nights.'
"Thanks for coming, T.K....." Kari said, cuddling next to his yellow and
green shirt.

Grace: Even after all these years, he still wears the same thing?

"No, thank you for inviting me." T.k. said smiling. She really liked T.K.,
alot.

Lori: No! Say it ain’t so!

Grace: <old Chinese lady> How convenient!

They watched the movie in silence, laughing at the funny parts and
crying at the emotional ones.

Grace: I thought they watched the movie in silence….

Lori: Wha… what “emotional” parts were there in that movie?! That movie sucked apples!

Well, at least Kari cried alittle. T.K. just
looked alittle sad.

Lori: ::sarcastically:: Thanks for clearing that one up….

Grace: <Kari> Oh my goodness! Those poor actors! ::sob:: Getting stuck on a desert island like that… ::sobs::…and those evil guys are getting all beat up!

Once the movie was over, T.K. got his things to leave,
but Kari grabbed his arm gently.
"Wait, T.K." She said alittle nervously.
"Yeah, Kari?" He replied and Kari gently pressed her lips to his, in a sweet,
gentle kiss. She then slipped her toungue into his mouth.

Grace: Ack! I though Kari was a nice little girl!

Lori: It ain’t so gentle and sweet when the tongues come into play, babe.

Grace: Well, technically, she wasn’t using her “tongue” she was using her “toungue”.


I think I did it again, I played with heart.

Lori: Hmm, this wording…so familiar. It’s like, it’s something that I must remember…

Grace: Yeah, and I played with diamonds, so?

Got lost in the game, oo baby

Lori: ::pales:: Oh god no!!!! Ye gads man! Get me out of here! ::starts clawing at the door::

Grace: It’s not that bad Lori, look, since it’s a songfic, it’ll probably be short!

Lori: I don’t care! I want OUT of this fic!!!

Bob: Ready to give up so soon, minion? It’s not even half done yet!

Lori: ::starts chanting:: I will not break…I will not break…

-It
may seem like a crush, but it doesn't mean, that I'm serious! But to lose all
my senses, is just so typically me....

Lori: To kill Britney Spears is just typically me….

T.K. gave in to the kiss and moved his toungue around hers,

Grace: Eew…. What happened to the cute little innocent kids?

Lori: I guess in Season 02. Things are different…

Wrapping his arms
around her. Kari broke the kiss slowly and smiled into T.K.'s eyes...

Grace: Ouch! That’s gotta smart!™

"T.K....Takeru...

Lori:…whoever you are…I don’t care…

" She said softly, almost in a whisper. She had enjoyed the
kiss.
"I love you, Hikari...

Grace: …but I don’t love YOU, Kari…

" T.K. said smileing at her. Her eyes looked hurt all
of the sudden, and she turned away. T.K. asked her what was wrong, but she
didn't answer.

Lori: Duh, isn’t it obvious? You just confessed your love to the Japanese version of your spit swapping partner!

Oo baby baby...oops I did it again, I made you ba-lieve, were more than
friends, oo Baby, it might seem like a crush, but it doesn't mean, that i'm
serious....OOPS I- did it again to your heart, got lost, In this game oh
ba-bay- Oops you, a think that i'm sent from abooooovvve-

Lori: ::muttering:: More like below….

"T.K., maybe you should go..

Grace: Yeah, and we’ll show him the way out…come on Lori…

Lori: ::smirking:: I thought you liked Ms. Spears…

Grace: I do, I just can’t stomach the thought of T.K. and Kari… or is it Takeru and Hikari… well, I just can’t stomach the thought of any of them playing tonsil hockey!

" Kari said, not looking at him. She knew she
didn't LOVE him, she just felt lust for him.

Lori: Ye gads. I can’t figure out which one’s worse. The Brittany Spears song, or the fact that two kids are feeling ::shudders:: lust….

She thought he felt the same.

Grace: Well, if you’re not sure, kiss him again!

Lori: ::turning greener by the second:: I thought you couldn’t stomach the thought!

Grace: Yeah, but the answer to your question is the song….

She wouldn't have kissed him if she knew how he felt

Lori: …wow, what a brilliant idea Holmes!

Grace: Hmm, not your usual sarcasm. It’s the song isn’t it…

Lori: ::nods meekly:: Uh huh.

Grace: Ok, I’ll take over for you…

...Now she had hurt his
feelings.

Grace: No shit Sherlock.

Lori: ::applauds weakly::

She hoped one day she could love him, maybe....THis was terrible...

Lori: What? The fact that you can’t capitalize…or maybe just your fic…

"Ok...Yah, I quess so...."  T.K. said, putting his coat on and leaving.

Lori: You know, for a guy that just got his emotions shot and shoved back in his face, he’s taking it pretty well….

I'm not-that-innoceeeeeeeent.

Grace: Yeah, we know, after that whole “toungue” thing…::shivers::

Oops I-did it again to your heart, got lost-in
this game oh ba-bay....Oops you, think that i'm sent from aboooove,

Lori: ::blinks and looks around:: Who me? Nah, I think that you, Spears-san were sent from the depths of the deepest, darkest hell….

Grace: Along with the author of this ~wonderful~ fic…

IM
NOT-THAT-INNOceeent....

Lori: Good, then you wouldn’t be too offended if I start cussing at you! First—

Grace: ::with hand muffling Lori’s obscenities:: Look! The fic is over!

The two girls rush out of the den to the kitchen to escape Bob’s torturous rants…

“WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING?”

“Uh, nowhere, oh great Bob.” Lori smiled nervously.

“WELL, IT SEEMS I’VE FOUND A WEAKNESS IN MY PUNY LITTLE MSTERS! BWAHAHAHA. EVEN THOUGH THIS FIC WAS SHORT, YOU WERE ALMOST BEGGING ME FOR MERCY! MWA HAHAHA. I’LL KEEP THAT IN MIND… JUST REMEMBER, ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, MSTERS….”

Banging was heard on the door right before it burst open. The two missing roommates fell into the doorway after it’s sudden movement. The cute guys got up and rushed over the girls who were still trembling from the horrible fic.

“Are you two all right? We’ve been trying to get the door open ever since we heard Lori cry out. Then we heard this strange scratching sound coming from the other side of the door, so we thought you were being attacked by wild animals.” said Akira, sounding concerned.

Grace and Lori sweatdropped.

“I’m glad you’re ok, Grace. I was worried about you. What did Bob subject you to this time?” Ryo said as he hugged Grace.

“I was worried about you too. He gave us a bad one this time. A Digimon one where they try to pair up two of the Digidestined, as if there weren’t enough of those. What made it really bad was the fact the it was a songfic to a Britney Spears song.” came Grace’s muffled reply.

Lori sighed at the kawaii couple that stood before her and at her own lack of a cute guy. She went to go and sit on the couch while Ryo and Grace continued their little “love talk”. Suddenly she felt an arm around her shoulders pulling her closer to the arm’s owner.

“You ok?” a strong and gentle voice asked.

“Yup, I’m perfect.” came the content reply. Being in a self insertion fic does have it’s advantages after all…

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