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Lori and Grace are crouched in the closet, trying to be as quiet as possible. “Why are we here again?” Lori whispered.

“Shh! We’re trying to hide from BOB, remember?” Grace answered.

“IN CASE YOU DON’T KNOW, I CAN HEAR YOU, MINIONS!!!” Bob’s voice boomed over the PA.

“Darn, now we have to subject to the grammatically-incorrect slayers fanfic again!” Lori complained.

“YES YOU DO, NOW GET OUT OF THAT CLOSET RIGHT NOW!”

“ack. Um, Lori? I think I’m stuck…” Grace muttered. Lori also tried to move. She was stuck too.

“Well, at least we don’t have to watch that fanfic now.” Lori said hopefully. “HA! THAT’S WHAT YOU THINK…” The almighty lord of darkness commented. Suddenly, a screen appeared inside the closet. “Ahhhhhhhhh!” They both screamed, as the fanfic began playing.

Ok here comes Part 2.
Hope you people like it.

Grace: oh sure, we really will, especially since we’re stuck in a closet.

Ha det bra/Akikka
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Part 2

Lori: Ow, Grace, you’re on my hand!

Grace: whoops, sorry.

Down stairs Lina and Gourry had almost finished their breakfast when
Lina thought of something.
- Hey Gourry. Do you know where Amelia and Zel are?
- They were in yours and Amelia's room when I saw them last time.
Way
are you asking?

Lori: She’s asking your way!

- Haven't you noticed that they aren't here jet?

Grace: double negatives!!! *starts marking on her notepad again*

-Yes I have, but they maybe want to be alone. He said and took the
last pancake from Lina's plate.

Lori: greedy pig. Didn’t your mother ever teach you any manners?

-Way wold they want to be alone you jellyfish brain? She screamed
and was about to smack him over the head when he almost fell to the
flour because she screamed so darn loud.

Grace: Geez, someone’s got mood swings.

Lori: Three letters, Grace, PMS.

-Lina don't hit me. I only said so because Zel hasn't left
your and
Amelia's room jet.

Grace: Wow… They have a jet. They must be rich…

- WHAT?

Both: HE SAID THAT THEY’RE IN YOUR JET!

Lina rose from the table and ran up the stairs to her and
Amelia's room. When she came to the door it was still open and
when
she entered Amelia and Zel still sat on the flour and kissed.

Grace: hmm, the flour must be the newest place to make out. I always thought that the movie theatre was…

Lori: well the couch looked like a good place for you and Ryo last time.

Grace: *glares* note that we are trapped in a closet together, and I can hurt you very easily…

Lori: *whimpers, and starts banging on the door*

- What the heck are you two doing?

Lori: You don’t know? Well, see, I guess I should explain it from the beginning. The birds and the bees—

Grace: Lori…

Amelia and Zel stumbled to there feet's and blushed from ear to
ear.

Grace: Who’s there feet? And how did he get into this fanfic?

"What the hell are she doing here.

Lori: There are two of them? Oh no… it’s getting scarier by the minute

I had him precisely where I
wanted
him." She taught for her self.

- Lina...what are you doing here?
- If you don't remember this is my room to.

Grace: *nodding* and her jet too.

- I think I better go now. Zel said when he began moving to the door.
- You are not going any were mister. Lina said when she moved to
block the door.
- Hey don't talk to him like that.

Lori: Isn’t it usually a guy who says that?

Lina let him go I'll
explain to
you. Amelia walked over to Zel and gave him a kiss and a hug.
- I'll explain to her. You go and get dressed.

Grace: oh yeah, let the girl do all the talking.

- Ok Amelia...I guess I se you later then. He said and blushed a
little more as he walked out the door.

Lina moved from the door and just stared at him and then at Amelia ho

Grace: whoa, a little rash there, eh?

Lori: not really. Think about it. After all, she did find Amelia making out with Zel.

was still dressed in her nightshirt.
After a wile of staring Lina moved over to her bed and sat down.
- Can you pleas tell me what's going on now?
- What do you want me to say?
- You can start by telling me why he still was in here.
- Well I cinda

Lori: *chanting* rella, dressed in yella, went upstairs to kiss the fella, made a mistake, kissed the snake, how many doctors did it take?

held him from leaving. Amelia said and started to
blush.
- What do you men

Grace: think you’re doing in here? This is a girl’s bedroom! OUT! OUT! OUT!!!

that you "cinda

Lori: Didn’t I just tell you? *begins to chant* rella—

Grace: *covers Lori’s mouth* I shouldn’t have let you start in the first place.

held him from leaving"?

- I grabbed him by the waist and didn't let go.
- You did WHAT?

Both: SHE SAID, SHE HELD HIM BY THE WAIST AND DIDN’T LET GO!

- Lina rose from the bed and walked over to the her.

Lori: wow, guess she’s important enough now to be referred to as “the” her.

- I grabbed him by the waist and didn't let go.

- I heard that.

Both: THEN WHY DID YOU ASK WHAT?

But why?

Grace: Oh great, another of the 5 w’s.

Because....because I love him. She said and turned away from the
redhead.
- Because you LOVE him? Did you tell HIM that?

Lori: hmm, imagine WHAT that would sound like IF you really accented THE capital letters.

Yes.
- And what did he say?
- He said that he love me to. She answered whit a little sadness in
her voice.

"He said that he loved me. But I'm not Amelia and he
doesn't love me
he love Amelia.

Grace: did you just now come up with that realization?

But were is Amelia? I know her body is here but were
is her mind? If she is in my body she are in a lot of trouble."

Grace: were and is are both linking verbs. They can’t go together. *makes another mark on her notepad*

Amelia....AMELIA!!
- Uh....oh sorry I was just thinking.
- About what?

Lori: Zel, I bet.

Nothing special really.

Lori: How dare you refer to Zel as nothing special!!

Ok I get it, not exactly pure toughs

Grace: nobody’s pure tough these days…

or am I wrong?
- Miss Lina,

Grace: why is she getting all proper all of a sudden?

Lori: I think she’s afraid of Lina discovering the truth! That she’s actually thinking about Zel!

don't say that. I'm not thinking about THAT!

Lori: Sure you aren’t…

You are not thinking about what?
Now Amelia/Kim blushed madly and hid her face in her hands.
- Now you made me think about THAT.

Lori: okay, now I’m just plain confused.

Grace: well see, Amelia thought that Lina thought that Amelia was thinking about that, when Amelia was really thinking about that other thing, but Lina wasn’t really, until Amelia mentioned it, so then Amelia began thinking about it.

Lori: you lost me right after “Amelia thought…”

I didn't do anything. She said and grind.

Grace: her teeth?

Lori: cornmeal?

Well I'm going to get dressed and then met Zel downstairs. She
said
and walked to the bathroom still blushing madly.

Meanwhile in Zel and Gourry's room Zel sat on his bed and was
trying
to figure out what just happened.
"What did just happen anyway? Amelia has not been hanging on me
fore

Grace: *indignantly* there’s no fore in mini golf! Is there?

Lori: there is in this game! FORE!

Grace: *shrieks as a golf ball bounces off the wall next to her face* Where did you get that from?

Lori: found it in the closet.

a couple of weeks, and now this!" He laid down on the bed still
not
dressed and looked up at the sealing.

Lori: cuz see, in those days, they didn’t have ceilings, only a thin sealing of maple syrup as the roof.

"But I can't say that I didn't like it." He thought
to himself and
smiled.

Grace: Dirty thoughts!!! Dirty thoughts!!!

Amelia/Kim was standing in front of the bathroom mirror and was
admiring her new self.

Lori: it’s not her new self! It’s stolen! Call 911!

I wonder what I'm going to wear? Well first I got to se what I
got.

Grace: what YOU got? Don’t you mean what Amelia got? First you steal her man, then her friends, now you steal her clothes too!

By this time Lina had went downstairs and ordered more food to calm
herself.
She went to "Amelia's" bag and found just her ordinary
clothes.
- I haw to go shopping later and that's a fact.

Lori: Do you mean to tell me it’s not fiction?

She put on her
clothes and went downstairs.

- Hey Amelia were haw you been? Gourry asked and waved at her.

Lori: Why’s he waving? Isn’t she already downstairs?

- Didn't Lina tell you?
- No.
- Was I supposed to do that? Lina asked and looked up from her food.

Grace: <as Amelia> Do I have to do everything around here? Make out with Zel, go shopping, inform Gourry what’s going on?

Well I just assumed you wold do that.
- Well I didn't.

At this time Zel was coming down the stairs and Gourry noticed it and
waved at him to come and sit.

Lori: Maybe he just has a twitch in that hand or something.

Amelia/Kim didn't notice Zel and was still arguing whit Lina.
Then he put his hands over her eyes.
- Guess ho?

Grace: <as Amelia> Who’re you calling a Guess ho? First off, I don’t wear Guess, unless I go buy some later today… second off, I’m not a ho, unless you want me to be one!

Amelia rose from her chair and spun around to face him and throwed
her arms around his neck and kissed him.
- That's what happened Gourry. Lina said and then went back to
her
food.

Lori: How can you not be sickened from such a sight? I’d stop eating if I were you!

So you two are a couple now? Gourry asked with a confused look on
his face.
- I guess so. Zel said and took the chair next to Amelia.

Lori: <as Amelia> What do you mean, “I guess so”??? *sniffles* and all this time I thought we were serious… so I guess you don’t really love me, don’t you?

Grace: <as Zel> I guess not. <as herself again> I think he really enjoys using the word “guess”

Congratulations then. Gourry said whit a big smile on his face.
- Well are you going to order something or just sit there? Lina said
whit a small smile. " I can't be angry at them. I haw no
right to be.
And besides they make a very cute couple."
- I'll just haw some orange juice and some fruit. Amelia said.

Grace: Of course… watching your diet now, eh?

(ahh, that was mean!)

And everyone knows what Zel wants, just coffee. Lina said as a
waitress took their orders.

Lori: Wait, I thought that they were at home!

Grace: One of the characteristics of a bad fanfic: being able to transport from one place to another.

After breakfast Amelia/Kim went out shopping for clothes and some
other things. When she came back it was lunchtime and all sat at a
table and was ordering their lunches.

Grace: They must be rich to be able to order every one of their meals…

Lori: That’s another characteristic of a bad fanfic.

I'm just going to put this stuff in the room. I'll be right
back.
She said and went upstairs.
Amelia/Kim put her new stuff in the room and then went down to the
others. They had already ordered for her so she sat down beside Zel
and just looked at him.
- Why are you looking at me like that Amelia?
- I'm just so glad that I told you how I feel and that you feel
the
same fore me. She said and sight.
Zel just smiled at her and kissed her soft on the lips.
- I'm glad that you told me to.
More to come soon...../Akikka

“ack, thank goodness it’s over! Now, to get out of this closet…” Lori muttered.

SO WHAT DID YOU THINK? Bob’s voice boomed over the PA.

“You don’t really want to know.” Grace replied as she shifted her weight to push against the door.

VERY WELL, THEN NEXT TIME I’LL MAKE SURE TO GIVE YOU A WORSE FANFIC!

“okay okay, sorry!” Grace shouted.

“hey Grace, what’s that?” Lori asked, pointing to the doorknob.

“omg, it’s a doorknob! Why didn’t we think of that earlier?” Grace wondered.

BECAUSE IT WASN’T THERE! BWAHAHAHA! Bob laughed, as Lori and Grace crawled out of the stuffy closet and stretched.

“I am so cramped…” Lori sighed.

“yeah, it’s almost as bad as the time we went to CS (hehe)” Grace added.

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