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Lori and Grace walked into the movie theater early, to watch the new “X-men”© movie with their friends.

“When do you think Shaun and the others are gonna get here?” Grace asked nervously.

“I dunno, a few minutes?” Lori replied. “They were just getting popcorn.”

Grace’s eyes darted back and forth across the movie theater. “There’s no one in here!” she almost screamed.

“What?” now Lori was nervous. “Is this reminding you of what it’s reminding me of?”

At the same time, they both screamed, “MST!!!”

“WELL WELL WELL, YOU MINIONS ARE NOT AS STUPID AS I THOUGHT YOU WERE.” Bob, TAMLOD, aka Mr. Smith, TOOG, boomed as his face appeared on the movie screen.

“We can’t even enjoy a nice movie without you here to terrorize us?” Grace yelled.

“NOPE. UNFORTUNATELY THOUGH, THIS ONE IS NOT AS LONG AS THE OTHERS, SEEING HOW I’M BORROWING ANOTHER TAMLOD’S THEATER SCREEN RIGHT NOW…”

“Do you mean to tell us that there’s more than one TAMLOD???” Lori asked.

“YES, NOW SIT, BECAUSE HERE COMES THE SLAYER FIC.”

“No, not again…” Grace whimpered.

“I knew I should have gotten some popcorn too,” Lori muttered as they sat down unwillingly.

Both: WE HAVE FANFICTION SIGN!

Doors

Door 1: is an inflatable door which collapses at the touch.

Door 2: is a teeny tiny door about the size of your toe.

Door 3: is an enormous door whose doorknob you can’t reach.

(thinking of Alice In Wonderland)

Door 4: is a door covered with an anime collage. You peek in, and inside is an anime discussion. You’re interested for a few minutes, but run off when you hear the word “lemon.”

Door 5: is a simple wooden door. There’s nothing special about it whatsoever. It looks so normal that you become suspicious, so you don’t open it.

Door 6: is a curtain, with a strong wind blowing out from behind it. You fight the wind, and after a few minutes, walk through the curtain.

Here is part 4.
It's a little shorter then the others

Lori: YESSS!!!

but I'm
working on part 5 now.

Lori: crap. ::senses a look from Grace:: It’s not a bad word!

Grace: ::sighs:: fine…

Well Enjoy.

Grace: Maybe we would, if you would stop writing these fanfics!

/Akikka
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Lori: That line again…

Grace: Could it not be any longer?

Part 4

Zel was deep in the forest sad and angry.
"Way did she do that? Why did she lye

Lori: <as Zel> -soap my mouth out? I didn’t say anything profane.

to me? I...loved her."
He sat on the ground and began crying, not just because he was sad,
he was disappointed.

Grace: But I thought that people cried when they were sad. If you’re just disappointed, why would you cry?

He sat there all night.

Grace: Without any sleep? He must have had a big chem test the next day…

When morning came he
walked slowly towards the camp the others had put up. When he came
there every one was awake and was looking fore something when he saw
that Amelia/Kim was no were to de

Lori: or not to de? That is the question…

seen.

- Where is she? He sad whit his ordinary calm voice.
- We don't know. We could only find this drawing pad in her tent.
Take a look. Lina handed over the pad to Zel and he started looking
in it. The pictures were of him and some girl he had newer

Lori: -than the girl he had older.

seen. They
were colored and rely good drawn.
- Look in the back Zel. Lina said whit a sad look.
He did so and got tears in his eyes but forced them back.

Grace: -by pushing hard on his eyeballs, right on the pupils.

The three
last pics was of him as human. The girl was in the pics to.

Lori: -contrast against the humanized form of Zel.

- Is this hers? He asked whit a shivering in his voice.
- Yes Zel. She left a note fore you to.
Lina handed him a peace

Grace: -treaty signed by Saddam Hussein.

Lori: <as Zel> Where did you get this???

of paper. And he read it in silence.
It said:

Dear Zel.
I'm really sorry that I hurt your feelings. I'm going to try
to find
some thing to separate me from Amelia's body. I don't know
what's
going to happen to me. I probably end up in my world but I'm not
certain.

Lori: <as Amelia> After all, I could end up in the world of Sailor Moon, which would be really really scary. ::shivers::

I hope you haw seen the drawings. The girl in the pics is me. I'm
probably not the girl of your dreams but I hope you like them. I love
you Zel, and I always will. I hope you will forgive me.

Lori: So much sap! And this isn’t even a Sailor Sappy Fic©!

Grace: Call the dentist, and tell him it’s an emergency!!!

Kim

Zel just stood and stared at the paper.
- Zel are you all right? Lina asked whit concern in her voice.
- No I'm not all right. We got to find her.
- Zel it almost impossible to find her now. She left when Gourry had
the watch.

Grace: <as Lina> So I didn’t know what time it was, and therefore we can’t go after her without knowing the time!

And that was early last night.
- How cod you let her leave? He jelled at her

Grace: -knocking her back unconscious.

Lori: Wow, Zel’s jell attacks are strong.

- Way did you ran of and left the rest to us?

They kept arguing like that fore quite a wile. And Kim was already in
the next town and went to an inn and rented a room. She had walked
all night and didn't rely

Lori: -on her feet to walk her the rest of the way. Guess you just can’t trust those feet.

want to stay but she was so tiered.

"I'm only staying fore a couple of hours. They can't get
here that
fast."

Grace: *whining* Is it over yet???

She went to her room and had told the owner of the inn to wake her
after lunch. The owner said that he wold do so, so she didn't haw
anything to worry about.

After lunch she went to the town's library to check some books
about
spirit separations. She found what she was looking for

Lori: Wow, I wish that I could find what I needed that easily.

Grace: Such as consistency?

and took notes
about what she needed to do.

- I hope I can find this temple and the stuff I need, so that I can
let Amelia get her body back. Even if I don't want to. She wrote
the
last thing down and left the library.

She walked out of town when the other slayers walked in to town.

Grace: hey, look, some consistency, for once.

Lori: well, not really…

Ha det bra/Akikka

Lori: Hallelujah! It’s over!

Grace: Too bad the series isn’t over…

“ALL RIGHT, NO COMMENTS TODAY.”

“But why? Those comments are the highlight of every MST!” Grace protested.

“Unless you’re trying to not get caught by your TAMLOD friend…” Lori added slyly.

“Hmph. I’ll bet—“ Lori started, before Grace covered her mouth.

“Lori, please don’t piss him off more. I wanna see this movie! Unlike some people, who already have…” Grace remarked.

“Hey! I told you, it wasn’t my fault!” Lori argued.

Hehe…

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