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attention reader: the following is a depiction of Grace and Lori’s dread of the first day of school. In truth, they are very apprehensive of school starting again, but some people aren’t gonna be there on the first day! The following is also a dramatization, because it has been slightly exaggerated (for example, Grace does not really hate Mr. Smith that much) hehe

It was early morning, on August 16^th, 2000. Grace was walking groggily through the halls of Bellaire High School. “Too early,” she muttered, “Must go back to bed…” she trudged slowly to her locker, and attempted to open it. But it wouldn’t open. Just then, Lori came along, just as groggy. “What time is it?” she asked her fellow MSTer, classmate, and friend. “I dunno… 5 in the morning?” Grace replied, and hit her locker with her head to make it open. “Ow.”

Just then, the warning bell rang. “Is that for first period?” Lori wondered out loud. “I guess,” was Grace’s response. They plodded towards their first period class, which was, coincidentally, the same for both. When they walked in, the teacher wasn’t there yet. “What class is this?” Lori wondered out loud again.

“World history,” said a voice which sounded a lot like Natalie’s. “Natalie?” Grace asked, now becoming more alert. But the only faces she saw were a blur of heads. Lori saw the same thing. “What’s going on?” Lori asked nervously. Then, the last bell rang. As it did, the teacher walked in. At first, they couldn’t see the teacher’s face. When he turned around, the teacher turned out to be, (dum dum dum!!!!!) Mr. Smith!

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!” Lori and Grace both screamed, causing each other to wake up. They grabbed each other. “Did you have the same dream?” Grace asked Lori, her face pale. Lori just nodded in reply. Both of them were shivering. Suddenly, Lori’s face cleared. “Wait, it can’t come true!” She joyfully said.

“Why not?”

“Cause I’m not gonna be there on the first day of school!”

“NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!” Grace’s wail caused the entire theater to look up, because on the screen Sabretooth had just knocked Wolverine down. (I didn’t see the movie, I swear, I’m just making it up!) They were in the movie theater, watching X-men© for the third time. That was because their first and second times were ruined by Bob (and Lori, j/k). At this point, Lori realized where they were.

“Hey, you fell asleep!” Lori accused. “Well, um…” Grace was looking around nervously, partly because everyone was staring at her, and partly because of her guilt for falling asleep. But before she could come up with an excuse, Bob’s face appeared on the screen. All of the onlookers who had been staring at Grace now turned to stare at The All-Mighty Lord of Darkness. Strangely, nobody screamed.

“Are you guys nuts? There’s a big ugly face on the screen instead of the movie you were watching! And all you can do is stare??” Lori yelled.

“AHEM. I’LL JUST PRETEND I DIDN’T HEAR THAT, SINCE I’VE ALREADY HAD THE PLEASURE OF SCARING YOU ONCE TODAY.”

“You gave us that dream???” Grace demanded. “No wonder we both dreamt it, and it wasn’t accurate,” Lori grumbled to herself. Grace observed the people around them more closely.

“They look like zombies to me,” she commented.

“WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT THEY ARE.”

“Everyone in the theater became zombies? Well that goes to show what movies can do to your brain cells,” Lori joked. Grace just gave her the Glare of Death©.

“NOW, ONTO THE MST OF THE DAY. WE’VE ALREADY WASTED ENOUGH TIME AS IT IS WITH THAT DREAM.”

Both: *sigh* We have fanfiction sign… (less enthusiastically as usual, after all, they just had a near-death experience of school)

Instead of Doors today, it is a long hallway, which frighteningly enough looks like exactly Bellaire High School. Each door has a room number above it. You sweatdrop, and slowly approach them. Each of the first 4 doors are labeled English 3, Pre-Calculus, World History, and Chemistry, respectively.

Door 1: You quickly run past it, but not before having a vision of the SAT 2400 word list flash before your eyes.

Door 2: You cringe as you walk past it, and mutter to yourself about asian math whiz stereotypes.

Door 3: Bob, aka Mr. Smith’s face is plastered on it. You scream loudly and shrilly, and run off.

Door 4: (haha, this is for the Ryo thing!) You stand in front of it, laughing and pointing, while Lori sadly trudges in.

Door 5: is the boys’ restroom. A pungent odor is coming out from the crack under the door. Fearing for your life, you run into the girls’ restroom, aka

Door 6: But the smell is still there. It isn’t as life-threatening, but still there. Holding your breath, you try to find a stall, but none of them have toilet paper. You leave, feeling frustrated and constipated.

Door 7: is a locker. The only type of sanctuary left in the school. Fortunately, it’s not locked. You step inside, close the door, and stay there til school ends.

(Okay okay, so I didn’t exactly use a door. But it just goes to show how much I’m dreading school.)

Well here it is.
Enjoy/Akikka

Grace: You know, seeing this every time for the last six times gets to be very annoying.

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Lori: hmm, I wonder if there’s any significance in the fact that the line is cut into dashes.

Part 6

- What do you want Xellos? Kim asked and stared at the Mazuko whit an
angry look.
- I want...let see what do I want?
Now the trickster priest started to get very annoying.

Grace: Really? I didn’t notice.

- Just spit it out. Zel jelled.

Lori: <as Xellos> okay, I’ll try. *starts coughing up a hairball*

- Ok. I want to help you get home.
- WHAT? Kim and Zel jelled in union.

(this is old, but…)

Both: HE SAID HE WANTED TO HELP YOU GET HOME!

- What kind a request is that? Kim asked and stared at him.
- Oh it just that when you are gone Zel will be miserable and I will
able to feast on his negative emotions again.
- Why you...I will kill you, you damn Maszuko. Zel took his sword and
charged

Grace: -his Visa©. Because it’s everywhere you want to be.™

at the trickster priest. But he just phased out and
freappeared

Lori: Introducing the newest Starbucks treat: freappeared! Instead of the frappuccino©, which is a combination of milk and coffee, the freappeared is a combination of apple juice and coffee. Try it, it’s good!

beside Kim.
- Zel stop.

Grace: How are you? stop. Well, gotta go, see you soon. stop.

Lori: What was that?

Grace: a telegram! Oh never mind…

- Kim, what are you saying?
- I'm begging you to stop. Let me talk to him...alone.
- Kim...?

Lori: Grace…?

Grace: Lori…?

- Pleas Zel. Nothing is going to happen I promise. She walked to him
and gave him a kiss.
- Trust me.

Lori: <as Zel> Trust you??!! How can I trust you when you’ve lied to me about who you are?

- I trust you, but I don't trust him. He glared at the trickster
priest.
- If you hurt her I will kill you.
- Sure you will. The Masuko just smirked.

Zel left Kim

Grace: So you finally left that ho, huh?

and Xellos fore a couple of minutes. When they came the
Masuko had a big smile on his face.

- What are you so happy about?
- Oh nothing special.
- He will help me to get a body in this world.
- And what dos

Lori: …and don’ts does

he get for doing that?
- Don't worry about that. We haw to go to Filia and get a scale
from
here.

Lori: Go there and get a scale here? But they’re already here! I’m confused…

Grace: Well, you know what to say…

Both: CONSISTENCY PEOPLE!!™

As they started walking Zel couldn't stop thinking about what
maybe
happened when he wasn't there.

Grace: What do you mean what “maybe” happened? Whatever happened happened. Things happen. Life happens.

Lori: Getting a little philosophical there, eh Grace?

After two days they came to the place where Filia lived. They
didn't
se any one out side so they knocked on the door. There was no answer.

- Where cod she bee? Kim wondered out loud.

Lori: wow, two animals in one sentence!

- Well she is obvious not home. Zel said, and received a light punch
on the arm. Not like it was going to hurt him anyway.

Grace: Of course not. Cause you’re a big bulky GUY. *starts muttering about chauvinist pigs* (this does not include Ryo! J)

- I can see that. Well the only thing we can do is sit down and wait.
- Well that works fore me. Zel said and sat down under a tree. After
a little wile Kim came and sat down in his lap.
- Do you mind if I make myself comfy? She asked whit a smile.
- Not at all. He wrapped his arms around her and she giggled softly.

Lori: Where’s Masuko? He should be gagging from all this.

After an hour Filia and Gourry came walking whit bags whit food and
other stuff.
- Hey Gourry! Kim shouted and stood up. Zel also stood but didn't
shout like Kim.
- Hey Amelia. Gourry shouted back. Kim almost fell forward. "Haw
he
already forgot ho I am."

Grace: hey, she actually admitted that she was one this time.

As they came closer Kim didn't exactly know how to explain ho she
was

Grace: …and yet she doesn’t know how to explain.

and how to ask Filia for a scale. She gave Zel a begging look and he
smiled at here.
- I will explain to here.

Lori: Zel seems pretty considerate to “here”, whoever that is.

- Thank you Zel. She gave him a soft kiss and then backed away a
little.
- Hey Zel, Amelia long time no see. She said and hadn't notice
Xellos
jet.
- What's wrong Amelia?
- She is not Amelia. Zel said whit his ordinary voice.

Grace: because if he used his extraordinary voice, it’d be life-threatening.

Filia just stared. "Is this some cind of a joke? But Zel never
joke.
If Zel says this isn't Amelia then it's the truth. But ho is
she
then?"

Lori: So you do understand!

- What do you mean?
- That's a long story, and I think you shod take that food inside
before it gets spoiled. Filia turned around and saw Xellos float
behind her.
- AAAAAAAAA. What is he doing here?
- Dos that mean I'm not welcome?
- GET AWAY FROM HERE YOU DAMN MASUKO.

Grace: My, my, my, such strong language!

- Xellos can you leave fore a couple of hours? Kim said and looked at
him.
- Why? It is more fun to annoy Filia.
- Because if you don't you can forget about "helping" me
later. She
said whit a weary serious look in her eyes.
- Ok. I'm going. And after he said that he was gone.
- Now that he is gone will you listen to our explanation? Zel said.
- Sure. Let's go inside. Filia said and looked weary confused.

Lori: Okay, weary serious, I can understand. But weary confused?

Grace: *looks weary confused*

Lori: haha…

When they was inside Zel explained all to Filia. Gourry looked even
more confused then Filia when Zel was done.

- Please Filia just believe us. Kim said whit a weary serious look in
here eyes.
- But there is some thing we need to ask you. Zel said before Kim cod
say something ells.

Lori: Darn, if that “ells” had been an “eels” it could have been another two animals!

Grace: *notes that Lori has an obsession with animals*

- What is that Zel? Filia still got here eyes on Kim and didn't
rely
believe what she just heard.
- I need one of your scales to complete the separation. Kim jumped in
before Zel cod ask. He looked at Kim whit an asking look.

Grace: You know, doing the actual asking instead of just looking is much more effective.

- It's my "cure". I think I'm suppose to ask the
questions. She
smiled at him.
- Ok. If you say so.
- I do say so.

Grace: Look, it’s their first fight! What a moment…

Lori: Well, it’s not really a fight… more of an agreement.

Grace: Are you on their side or mine?

Lori: ok ok, sheesh. <mutters under her breath> PMS.

- Ahem!
- Oh sorry Filia.
- It's ok.
- So can we get one of your scales?
- Certainly, if it will help you to get Amelia back.

Grace: <as Filia> That’s because I want Amelia back! I don’t like you at all!

- Thank you Filia. If you don't mind, can we stay here for the
night?
- Of course you can. Gourry haw stayed here for two days already.
- He was suppose to keep an eye on you so Kim wouldn't get a
scale
from you. But he obvious forgot. Zel said and sipped his coffee.
- Oh that was what I was suppose to do here. But why is she getting
one now.
- Gourry don't bother. Kim said and went whit Filia to make the
beds.
And had forgotten all about Xellos.

Next morning the three slayers were on the rode

Lori: …instead of the walked

towards the temple
when they bumped in to Lina.
- Hey you got her. Grate job.

Grace: <as Zel, whining> But I don’t wanna do a grate job!!! I’m doing perfectly fine with the sewer job right now!

- We are going to help her. Zel said and just walked passed here.
- WHAT?

Both: HE SAID WE ARE GOING TO HELP HER!

Weren't we suppose to stop her?
- Not any longer.
- We already got all the ingredients. Now we only haw to get to the
temple. Kim said and looked at Lina.
- You got Xellos to give you a drop of his blood? How did you do that?
- I'll tell you later. Um...were is Xellos? He need to come to.
- Why is that? Lina said whit a puzzled look on her face.
- Because I'm the one ho

Lori: But, but… I thought Kim was the only ho…

is going to get her a body. They all
froze
in their tracks and looked up.
- Xellos please stop doing that. Kim said whit a begging voice.
- Let me think...NO. Kim gave him an annoyed look and then started to
walk not saying any thing more.
- Haw I missed something here? Lina just stood and looked weary
confused.

Lori: *sighs* There it is again.

- It looks that way. Are you coming Lina? Gourry said and looked at
the sorceress.
- Sure, why not. I don't haw anything special to do anyway.

                Do you want more parts?? They will come soon/Akikka

Grace: No we don’t/Grace

Lori: Please don’t/Lori

“When will this fanfic end??? We’ve been MSTing it forever!” Lori complained.

“Yeah. And each time, it’s the same mistakes… haw… whit… it never ends!” Grace added.

I CAN SEE THAT YOU TWO HAVE ENJOYED THIS FIC AS MUCH AS YOU’VE ENJOYED THE OTHERS…

They ignored him. “You know, Bob, TAMLOD, Mr. Smith, whoever you are, you owe us about $15 for ruining each time we missed an X-men© movie!” Grace said as they left the theater.

“Yeah. The people who work here are starting to recognize us,” Lori remarked as she waved to one of them.

WELL… I’LL PAY YOU BACK… WHEN SCHOOL STARTS! THAT’S ONLY IN THREE WEEKS YOU KNOW! HAHAHAHA!

“nooo… don’t remind me…” Grace moaned as Lori sympathetically patted her on the back.

“Wait! He said that he’ll pay us back when he sees us… that means…”

“We’re going to see him next year! AAAAAAAH!!!”

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