Now that Grace and Lori have figured out that Bob is actually Mr

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So basically, I don’t own squat, I’m a poor Chinese high school student, I’m sorry for offending anyone, and I did this out of sheer boredom and stress from school.

Warning: I’ve not seen a single episode of MST3K. So beware of inconsistencies galore! Okay, on with the MST!

Now that Grace and Lori have figured out that Bob is actually Mr. Smith, TOOG, they’re somewhat more nervous than before. Well, somewhat.

“You go ask him! He likes you better anyway!” Lori whispered, and pushed Grace towards Bob’s HQ (aka the Bellaire basement)

“He does not! Why did you guys always think that anyway?” Grace replied, pushing back. “and besides, I don’t care!”

“Come on, please?” Lori begged. Grace sighed. But before she could reply, Bob, TAMLOD (do I have to explain?)’s voice boomed out of nowhere.

WHY HAVE YOU LOWLY STUDENTS COME TO MY LAIR???

“ai!” Lori whimpered, and hid behind Grace, who was also trembling.

Meanwhile, in his secret lair…

“Doesn’t this remind you of the Wizard of Oz?” Mr. Smith, TOOG, aka Bob, TAMLOD, was telling his faithful servant Natalie. “All we need now are Dorothy, Toto, and The Tin Man. We already have the Cowardly Lion and the Scarecrow.”

Natalie laughed as always at his corny jokes.

“um, your Overlordness, sir, we have a question.” Grace asked nervously.

WHAT IS IT? MAKE IT QUICK, I HAVE ANOTHER FANFIC ASSIGNMENT FOR YOU. Lori groaned.

“We would like to know why you’re sending some of your former students postcards from California, when you’re really right here.”

THAT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. AND IN CASE YOU HAVEN’T NOTICED, I HAVEN’T SENT YOU AND LORETTA ANY AT ALL!

“eek! He remembers my name!” Lori whispered.

OF COURSE I REMEMBER YOUR NAME! AND THE OTHER, HER NAME IS STEPHANIE!

Grace sighed, while Lori giggled.

“Let’s just get on with the fanfic before he thinks I’m Lan.” Grace murmured, grabbing Lori’s arm and walking into the theater.

Both: we have fanfiction sign!

Doors

Door 1: is an inflatable door which collapses at the touch.

Door 2: is a teeny tiny door about the size of your toe.

Door 3: is an enormous door whose doorknob you can’t reach.

(thinking of Alice In Wonderland)

Door 4: is a door covered with an anime collage. You peek in, and inside is an anime discussion. You’re interested for a few minutes, but run off when you hear the word “lemon.”

Door 5: is a simple wooden door. There’s nothing special about it whatsoever. It looks so normal that you become suspicious, so you don’t open it.

Door 6: is a curtain, with a strong wind blowing out from behind it. You fight the wind, and after a few minutes, walk through the curtain.

>>Note: This is the first of 8 fanfics about Digidestined kids being

>>sent to

>>the world of Sailor Moon! heres Taichi's experience.! Hee hee!

Grace: hey, so far this doesn’t sound that bad… Do we have to MST this fanfic?

Lori: yeah, or else Bob will get the pleasure of sending us another one.

Grace: He’s gonna send us another one anyway…

>>Taichi was cooking eggs over a fire one minute and next thing he

>>knew, WHAM!

Lori: a giant egg dropped from the sky, knocking him unconscious.

Grace: that’s what happens when you don’t treat eggs right!

>>he was holding a short staff in the air while on his knees in a

>>girly pose.

Lori: It’s a new digimon!

Grace: it’s called sailortaimon! (why can’t they just stick to tai? It’s much shorter…)

>>(He was doing Moon spiral heart attack)) He also noticed he was in

>>a short

>>skirt, two knee high boots, elbow gloves, and wearing a Tiara.

Lori: He had just become the new Miss America! Congratulations!

Grace: ::singing:: There he goes, Miss America…

>>blinked

>>twice

Lori: instead of once, because his eyes had these strange long hairs coming out of them… oh no! he had eyelashes!

and stood up.

>>"What in the..?" Sailor Mars asked, looking sorta freaked out.

Grace: <as Mars> Curse those meddling digidestined! This is our show! They have their own!

>>"I believe he has co-"

>>"Shut up Mercury." Jupiter said.

Grace: what was she gonna say? I don’t get it...

>>"Who are you people?!" Taichi said, looking like he just saw a

>>giant bannana

>>walk around and flash people while giving them back rubs.((o.0;))

Lori: ::looks extremely confused:: Bananas can flash people? Who knew? I thought that they could only give back rubs...

>>He looked

>>down and saw he was almost naked.

Lori: Short skirts are considered naked? Wow, then half the people in our school come to school naked... (j/k)

Sailor Venus blushed and giggled.

>>The

>>monster looked puzzled. Taichi wished he was back to scrambeling

>>eggs. Sheesh.

>>"Whats your name, brat?" The monster asked him.

Grace: if you called him brat, isn’t that his name?

Of course! He

>>realized now he

>>was a sailor scout! he loved reading these comic books!!

>>"I'm Sailor...uhhh...Taichi!"

>>"And I stand for eggs and bac-I mean love and Justice!"

Grace: And I stand for cereal and toast!

Lori: And I stand for pop tarts© and orange juice!

>>"In the name of Taichi, I shall punish you!" He said, concluding

>>his version

>>of Sailor Moon's speach.

Grace: he should’ve just stood for eggs and bacon... nobody stands for breakfast anymore.

Lori: why? I sit for breakfast.

Grace: (dryly) haha...

He thought for a moment before Mars said

>>something.

>>"You go Sailor Taichi, kick her butt!" Mars yelled with glee.

>>"Yah, destroy her! Sailor Mini(or Chibi)) Moon yelled.

Grace: Why is the monster a she? Author-san’s not being sexist, is she? (I’m assuming that she’s a she also)

>>"Moon...Spiral...Heart...Attack!" Taichi said, kneeling in the

>>girly position

>>and raising the small wand thing. A big heart came and smacked into

>>the

>>enemy, destroying her.

Grace: I never knew it was that easy...

Lori: hmm, I wonder if we can get rid of Bob with a moon spiral heart attack...

All the scouts cheered for Sailor Taichi.

>>"Tai, are those eggs done?" Sora asked him. What? hadn't she known

>>he was

>>gone?

>>"How long was I gone?" Taichi asked. Surely they saw something.

Lori: Sora became a “they”?

>>"Ive been sitting here watching you cook for 40 minutes!" Sora

>>said.

>>"You never went any where." She added. But Taichi was just with the

>>Sailor

>>Scouts! He just did the Moon Spiral Heart attack!.

Grace: and he seems proud of it!

>>Alley looked down on them from the trees. A smile spread across her

>>face, as

>>she watched Taichi argue with his girlfriend over him cooking eggs.

>>A three

>>foot tall purple parakeet with yellow antenna, a sky blue beak,

>>yellow feet,

>>black eyes and silver stripes across its wings looked at her.

Lori: how intimidating…

>>"Will any more go?" Said the bird.

Grace: aaaaah! It can talk!

>>"Yes, all of them, Budgiemon." She replied. She climbed down the

>>tree with

>>Budgiemon and walked off into the forest.

>>----------

Lori: a giant equal sign. Does that signify the end?

Grace: whoohoo! That wasn’t even that long!

Lori and Grace walked out of the theater, glad that it was over. (since this is sorta out-of-date, I’ll just end it quickly)

“Hey, that wasn’t even that bad of a fic. Kinda funny, actually.” Grace commented.

“I wonder if all digimon fics are like that?”

<<Bob cackling in the background>>

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